This looked quite intriguing when I saw it on a couple of other blogs so thought I’d give it a go….
If I were a politician I would be
Someone from the Monster Raving Loony party probably! Mind you I’d be one of those politicians the others hate because I’d want to change things in ways that wouldn’t benefit the rich.
If I were a pop star I would be
Hmmmm probably someone like Amy Macdonald, acoustic mixes of folk and all my angst. Either that or Skunkanansie…I reckon I could pull off the bald look 
If I were a film star I would be
No idea, I’ve never been compared to anyone in the movies and it’s not the actor I tend to like it’s the parts they play.
If I were in a soap opera I would be
The crazy woman of the street same as in real life.
If I were a writer I would be
I’d love to be like Terry Pratchett if I could! Create a world where I and the other people who read it could live vicariously
If I were a book I would be
A sci-fi novel…one about witches, magic and a cursed person looking for answers to what was happening.
If I were a TV show host I would be
Psychic Sally, she’s funny, feeling and a little bit daft.
If I were a criminal I would be
Depending on my mood a petty thief or a hot blooded killer of people who hurt innocents.
If I were a religion I would be
A nature based Pagan religion, one that is based around the idea that what goes around comes around, the earth, sky, oceans and rivers where balance is the key.
If I were a mythical beast I would be
A dragon! I always wanted to be a dragon, had a dragon under my bed as a child and love them to bits.
If I were a Disney character I would be
Ellie the mammoth from ice age 2 and 3
If I were a drug I would be
Hmmm probably marijuana…slightly psychedelic, laid back, paranoid and with a tendency to increase food consumption
If I were an animal I would be
A wolf, I love wolves.
If I were a piece of food I would be
It would need to be something that had an awful lot of layers, a soft outer layer a crunchy one underneath and a centre that had a mix of a load of different nuts
If I were an illness I would be
A confusing one I’ll go with MS seeing as how it’s such a big part of who I am anyway it would only make sense!
If I were a mood I would be
Ambivalence: two conflicting emotions felt at the same time
If I were a holiday resort I would be
Ohhh one of those tree houses in the middle of a forest
If I were a pattern I would be
Do you remember spirographs? The weird swirling patterns they made would probably be closest to me
If I were a tree I would be
A weeping willow, I love those trees. They’re huge and do best when they have their roots in the water dangling their branches into the stream or river as they blow around in the slightest breeze bending to the whim of their environment.
I often think of the ‘what if’s in my life it’s hard not to but at least these aren’t the kind that question my life and worth. I love to fantasise and hopefully some of these fantasies will bring sweet dreams when I finally manage to sleep tonight.
Posted by prewitt1970 on January 28, 2013 at 3:18 am
I really liked this post and if it’s ok I’d like to use this on mine as well. Here’s wishing you sweet happy dreams
Posted by scienerf on January 28, 2013 at 3:24 am
I’m glad you liked it I certainly enjoyed trying to think of answers to it
I don’t mind at all, it’s one that seems to be doing the rounds at the moment I don’t take any credit for the questions! Thank you hun xox
Posted by mm172001 on January 28, 2013 at 4:08 am
What’s your favorite Terry Pratchett book? I just read going postal. Oh yeah, and spirographes ruled!!!!
Posted by scienerf on January 28, 2013 at 10:00 am
Ohhh now there’s a question It would probably have to be one of the Guards series I love Sam Vimes either that or Lords and Ladies or Carpe Jugulum I love all of them lol.
There’s an artist who uses spirographs to make her work they’re amazing I could never get them to look as good as she does hehe.
Posted by Lola on January 28, 2013 at 6:36 am
The questions come out of a self-harm workbook I have.
Loved reading your answers! Can totally relate to the kind of mood you’d be, too!
Posted by scienerf on January 28, 2013 at 9:56 am
I wondered who’s come up with them they’re really interesting questions to try to think about
Glad you enjoyed reading my answers I’ve liked looking at other people too that’s why I had to have a go!
Posted by themisadventuresofmisaki on January 28, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Great answers! I’d like to be a dragon too!
Posted by lala1966 on January 28, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Ha!!! Spirograph! I had forgetten about that. I loved making those designs!
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Posted by anxiouselephant on January 28, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Liked this post!
I love Ellie the mamouth from Ice Age! And that tree house thing is so cool!! xx
Posted by scienerf on January 28, 2013 at 2:16 pm
I used to want to live in a tree house when I was a kid and still feel that way sometimes! I love Ice Age they’re fabulous films
xx
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